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Oh boy. This is embarrassing. We couldn't find what you were looking for. We really don't know what to say.
Well, let's just start by saying that sometimes things just turn out badly, and it isn't anyone's "fault".
That is not the case here. This is our fault. We did this, and we need to own up. It's time to pay the piper.
Please don't judge us too harshly. We meant well, and we're sorry. You've got to believe us.
Please believe us.
- The New Colony