I’m not sure why the New Colony publically admits to my membership.  I am embarrassing to know.  I personify the ‘groaner’ joke.  I will embarrass myself and you (if I think you can handle it) for the sake of a bit.

I’m sort of their idea man/ decision maker.  They were set on TNC being a cult but I said ‘let’s try a theatre company first?’  They said maybe we should accept the offer to take our first show to Broadway but I said ‘Broad-wait!’  They said maybe you should stop sleeping outside of our window but I said ‘who’s sleeping?’

It takes all kinds to keep this boat afloat and I think they found the right man to … do all the things … I do.

My TNC credits include Amelia Earhart Jungle Princess, FRAT, Tupperware, and 11:11.  Not to mention a Sketchbook 9 and a Literally Sexy 2.

I love my brethren of the colony!  Where healthy collaboration is embraced and supportive respectful worker ants commit to their discovery dance and create mounds of fun!