Brandon Ruiter
That’s me on the left there -
FRAT isn’t my first rodeo ride with The New Colony. I was that goofy bastard playing the Upright Bass in That Sordid Little Story.
Also, I can beat box pretty much as good as you’ve seen a real person beat box in real life- but my speakers are blown out and my license plate rattles. Ask me to compose slow motion entrance music for you sometime. In addition, It isn’t a coincidence I’m in a show that when you rearrange it’s title you can spell FART.
New Colony Productions


